He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
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