I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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