Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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