So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Randomize
