my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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