Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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