I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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