Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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