I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
