I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
How does it feel to date your dad?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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