Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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