I CAN MOONWALK!
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
My vagina just clenched in fear
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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