All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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