He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
My pussy is not your playground.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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