Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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