Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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