I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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