I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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