Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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