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• (641): View more from Iowa

  are you wasted or are you getting laid?

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  ebdebdebdebd

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  wow

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.

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• (415): View more from California

  i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Thats a chance were just gonna have to take

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• (914): View more from New York

  What are you wearing tonight?

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  The colors of the winddddddd

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.

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