Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.