dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
i know! what is this dateline?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬