quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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