She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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