Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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