The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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