On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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