There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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