But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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