he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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