I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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