I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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