What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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