I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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