can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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