would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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