Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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