Define "chronic" masturbator.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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