She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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