i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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