...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
he was CRYING into my vagina
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I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm bleeding and have questions
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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