Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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