i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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