So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
This show inspires me to have sex in space
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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