Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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