you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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