Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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