Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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