But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He did a backflip because drugs
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