Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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