if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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