yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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