I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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