Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
