the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I see more hoeing in ur future
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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